that-stupid-tardis-sound:

"he likes girls too much to be gay"

wait hold on i have an idea

what if, no, hear me out, what if

bisexual

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.

(Source: holovemin)

(Source: holovemin)

Emmanuelle (1974)

(Source: heavenhillgirl)

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

(Source: getawaywithgifs)

(Source: triwizardry)

What is your ultimate fantasy?

@Anonymous

becomingathena:

Financial stability.